(shakes head) You come into MY house, you tell me MY favorite characters are heterosexual…

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Jonathan Calugi

This is what Ryan Murphy of AHS reveals on Twisty the clown:
“[…] It’s heart-stopping what he does. I’m worried. I’m worried that people are going to have cardiac arrests… The clown’s intro in the first episode is … even I was terrified of it. It’s brutal. Two crew members told me they have had nightmares about this clown since we started shooting and they’re not even scared of clowns. I think he’s pretty extraordinary because, when you see why he’s a clown and why he’s wearing the mask … just you wait.”

John Caroll Lynch (who plays Twisty) adds:
“His actions are horrific, but his motives are really strangely, oddly pure. And that’s what is most human and most disturbing about it.” 


I’m srsly wondering if anybody else is as ridiculously excited as I am.


My favorite people in my life are those that understand that they don’t understand me. Those that respect that I won’t tell them everything and at times I’ll leave just to isolate myself for a while and come back like nothing. Those that get me on that level as I do to them are some special people to me.

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This is the line that has gotten me through life.


This is the three-eyed calf being worshipped as a deity in India. The baby cow was born with the additional organ in the middle of his head, much like the Hindu god Shiva. Visitors have flocked the village of Kolathur in Tamil Nadu, southern India, to see the special calf. One of the key identifying features of Shiva is the third eye on his forehead, which can emit flames. When Shiva loses his temper, he opens his third eye to burn things to ashes.
Photo credit: Ruptly

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.